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Posted  Sunday, June 9, 2002 at 10:17 PM Post 1 of 46
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Lately I've heard about the things that you have said,
And I've wondered quite a bit just what you might have read.
Out from the inside where the future's much too bright
I heard you crying loud, but that don't make it right.

Hold on 'cause the end is coming soon, it won't be long.
The time has come, and the life you know has got you on the run.

So if you ever feel the least bit insecure,
I'll bring it down to you and set it at your door.
'Cause when you're sleeping, you'll be sorry that you did.
I've got no feelings but I've got my head _______

Hold on 'cause the end is coming soon, it won't be long.
The time has come, and the life you know has got you on the run.

Hold on 'cause the end is coming soon, it won't be long.
The time has come, and the life you know has got you on the run.

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Input for these lyrics was given by brynnalicious, Allen, lucidanne, stalker on skates, jamiecarroll, and Ceeze in the 'circus lyrics' topic.

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Posted  Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 7:04 PM Post 2 of 46
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CAN ANYONE PLEASE FILL IN THIS BLANK? its driving me batty. it sounds sooo much like "hot tub lid", but that can't be it.

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Posted  Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 7:07 PM Post 3 of 46
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I think it's "got my head to live", like at least he's got his head so he can live, or something to that effect
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Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 12:27 PM Post 4 of 46
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on Jun. 9, 2002 at 10:17 PM"
I've got no feelings but I've got my head _______
"I've got no feelings, but I've got my head. Don't fear."

To me, this is what it sounds like on the album.
Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 1:53 PM Post 5 of 46
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i don't know, it's still sounds an awful lot like "hand job (something) " to me...

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Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 3:41 PM Post 6 of 46
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"Quote from andrewjsmithson on Sep. 15, 2004 at 12:53 PM"
i don't know, it's still sounds an awful lot like "hand job (something) " to me...
yea, like "i've got my hand job left"

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Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 3:44 PM Post 7 of 46
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Actually, now that I listen closely to the album it sounds like "...I've got my head. Don't panic." unsure.gif

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Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 4:32 PM Post 8 of 46
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"Quote from richarddawson on Sep. 15, 2004 at 12:27 PM"
"I've got no feelings, but I've got my head. Don't fear."
Sorry RD. You're still wrong.

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Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 7:43 PM Post 9 of 46
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He probably forgot how the song went and just yelled something.

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So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 8:44 PM Post 10 of 46
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"Quote from andrewjsmithson on Sep. 15, 2004 at 2:53 PM"
"hand job (something) " to me...
BLEHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Edited by mindylieu at 9:45 pm on Sep. 15, 2004)

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Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 8:55 PM Post 11 of 46
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"Quote from mindylieu on Sep. 15, 2004 at 9:44 PM"
"Quote from andrewjsmithson on Sep. 15, 2004 at 2:53 PM"
"hand job (something) " to me...
BLEHHHHHHHHHHH!
what's the blehhhhhhhh for? you love handjobs.

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Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 8:59 PM Post 12 of 46
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oh my.


i meant "blehh" is the "______."

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Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 9:00 PM Post 13 of 46
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"Quote from mindylieu on Sep. 15, 2004 at 9:59 PM"
oh my.


i meant "blehh" is the "______."
oh. gotcha.

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Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 10:22 PM Post 14 of 46
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"Quote from JustAnotherDrive on Sep. 15, 2004 at 8:43 PM"
He probably forgot how the song went and just yelled something.
More like he never had anything written for that part and he makes it up each time. I thought we had confirmed this... i'm too lazy to look up the thread.

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Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 11:23 PM Post 15 of 46
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stupid Richarddawson!

(Edited by Keith at 3:24 am on Sep. 16, 2004)

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Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
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Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 11:25 PM Post 16 of 46
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"Quote from Bowl of Fire on Sep. 15, 2004 at 10:22 PM"
"Quote from JustAnotherDrive on Sep. 15, 2004 at 8:43 PM"
He probably forgot how the song went and just yelled something.
More like he never had anything written for that part and he makes it up each time. I thought we had confirmed this... i'm too lazy to look up the thread.
Yes, but I feel that in the beginning, there was some sort of lyric there. Maybe it deteriorated over time, but there had to have been a lyric there when he "completed" the song.
Posted  Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 11:45 PM Post 17 of 46
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But even if they were there in the begining, that doesn't help us so much now, listening to the cd a million times just to try to figure out what he said. I love this song, though. Glad to finally have a good quality version of it.

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So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 3:25 AM Post 18 of 46
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"Quote from richarddawson on Sep. 15, 2004 at 11:25 PM"
there had to have been a lyric there when he "completed" the song.
There have been plenty of songs where Pelham just mumbled until he eventually came up with lyrics. I just think, in this case, he never did.

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Posted  Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 10:02 AM Post 19 of 46
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"Quote from Keith on Sep. 16, 2004 at 2:25 AM"
"Quote from richarddawson on Sep. 15, 2004 at 11:25 PM"
there had to have been a lyric there when he "completed" the song.
There have been plenty of songs where Pelham just mumbled until he eventually came up with lyrics. I just think, in this case, he never did.
Yep.

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Posted  Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 11:39 AM Post 20 of 46
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Sep. 16, 2004 at 10:02 AM"
"Quote from Keith on Sep. 16, 2004 at 2:25 AM"
"Quote from richarddawson on Sep. 15, 2004 at 11:25 PM"
there had to have been a lyric there when he "completed" the song.
There have been plenty of songs where Pelham just mumbled until he eventually came up with lyrics. I just think, in this case, he never did.
Yep.
I concur.

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Posted  Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 12:48 PM Post 21 of 46
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I told you. tongue.gif

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So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 2:22 PM Post 22 of 46
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i treat it like a "choose your own adventure." it changes every time i sing along (yes i sing along) but i usually say "i've got my head up, BITCH" simply because it's fun to scream bitch as loud as you can, while looking angrily at the driver next to you at the redlight.

then you can peel out and make an ass of yourself.

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Posted  Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 11:56 AM Post 23 of 46
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"I've got my hand in a fist"

I guarantee that's what it is.

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Posted  Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 2:31 PM Post 24 of 46
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to many syllables

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Posted  Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 2:56 PM Post 25 of 46
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"Quote from Peace Frog on Sep. 21, 2004 at 2:31 PM"
to many syllables
That's why he mumbles it!

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Posted  Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 3:07 PM Post 26 of 46
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I just got off the phone with Meeks... he confirms that it has to many syllables as well.

Has this joke gotten old yet? I still enjoy it.

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Posted  Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 3:33 PM Post 27 of 46
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"Quote from Peace Frog on Sep. 21, 2004 at 3:07 PM"
Has this joke gotten old yet? I still enjoy it.
If it's at my expense, I'm sure several people are still getting belly laughs from it.

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Posted  Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 3:43 PM Post 28 of 46
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We're laughing with you Carl, not at you... well I guess I can't speak for Keith.... or RD... or BrianW.... or well... umm, forget I said anything.

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Posted  Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 8:21 PM Post 29 of 46
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It runs together...

I've got my han'a FIST!

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Posted  Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 9:21 PM Post 30 of 46
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i've got my hand in-a fist!

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Posted  Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 11:03 PM Post 31 of 46
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It's handjob folks. Get over it.
Posted  Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 11:06 PM Post 32 of 46
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No, that's too long. The "Get over it" would be way too bunched up.

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Posted  Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 11:21 PM Post 33 of 46
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I wasn't quoting the line there.
Posted  Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 12:05 AM Post 34 of 46
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I was joking, Brian. Smile ( biggrin.gif )

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Posted  Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 6:37 AM Post 35 of 46
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I got my crack pipee...SMOKED!

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Posted  Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 12:59 PM Post 36 of 46
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even in the recorded version, he backs away from the mic (or they mixed in a room mic) so you can't understand what he's saying.
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Posted  Friday, April 1, 2005 at 7:58 PM Post 37 of 46
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I remembered reading this a while back and didn't know if it had ever been deciphered other than "hand job". After having heard the album a million times I can safely say the words are:
I've got no feelings, but I've got my hands up.

It makes sense in the song like he's on some crazy ass ride or something, hoooooold on. Either way I thought I'd post it, even if someone already knew this.
Posted  Saturday, April 2, 2005 at 1:39 PM Post 38 of 46
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"Quote from MoreLikeVernie on Apr. 1, 2005 at 7:58 PM"
I remembered reading this a while back and didn't know if it had ever been deciphered other than "hand job". After having heard the album a million times I can safely say the words are:
I've got no feelings, but I've got my hands up.

It makes sense in the song like he's on some crazy ass ride or something, hoooooold on. Either way I thought I'd post it, even if someone already knew this.
It sounds like he's singing 3 syllables to me. Maybe he just grunts the last one...

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Posted  Saturday, April 2, 2005 at 2:26 PM Post 39 of 46
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Out of all options discussed, I find "Hand job, bleh" to be the superior lyric.

If you had no feelings, what would you rather have instead, your hands up (I can't see how this would be any consolation) or a handjob (which I've heard can be very soothing indeed).
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Posted  Sunday, June 12, 2005 at 11:32 PM Post 40 of 46
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Watching Matt tonight, I perceived him to be singing a word that started with an "L" at that particular part in the song. Perhaps even a "la" sound.

But we know how Matt is with last words in a line.

I agree with Token on the superior lyric.

(Edited by lalalayousangtome at 11:33 pm on Jun. 12, 2005)

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Posted  Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 6:43 AM Post 41 of 46
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I talkd to Matt last night and asked him what he was saying...he gave quite an interesting answer. (drum Roll)

































































-it was just Random jibberish!

Each time he sings it he just shouts something random!

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Posted  Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 6:45 AM Post 42 of 46
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i just remembered matt telling me that rollum thought it was a hand job.

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Posted  Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 10:22 AM Post 43 of 46
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I will always sing "hand job clear" or "hand job bleh."

I do like stalker on skates' idea from way way back..."hot tub lid."

Pretty sure that was hers.

(Edited by DigsySlattery at 9:24 am on Jun. 29, 2005)

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Posted  Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 11:38 AM Post 44 of 46
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"Quote from hard to ignore on Jun. 29, 2005 at 6:45 AM"
i just remembered matt telling me that rollum thought it was a hand job.
meeks called

he said can it, dude

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Posted  Friday, July 1, 2005 at 12:31 AM Post 45 of 46
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I've always listened to it (on the record) as "I've got no feelings, but I've got my head on straight." Upon reading this thread, I do hear a "j"-sound in the second syllable, but I don't mind...it might not be right, but at least it makes some kid of sense.
Posted  Thursday, July 7, 2005 at 1:26 PM Post 46 of 46
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jun. 29, 2005 at 10:38 AM"
"Quote from hard to ignore on Jun. 29, 2005 at 6:45 AM"
i just remembered matt telling me that rollum thought it was a hand job.
meeks called

he said can it, dude
the meek called? and what more...

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